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julesmasters:

this man has had such a profound influence on the person i am today you have literally no idea

(Source: jimcarrey, via thecrazedrabbit)

frozen-grapes:

thisisonly-babyscars:

gratefuljedi:

Is this sick or beautiful..?

sick?!?this is fucking true love, there is NOTHING sick about that

Beautifully sick

frozen-grapes:

thisisonly-babyscars:

gratefuljedi:

Is this sick or beautiful..?

sick?!?
this is fucking true love, there is NOTHING sick about that

Beautifully sick

(via procaine-clouds)

OOOOOOO look who’s grown up. Mmmm.

OOOOOOO look who’s grown up. Mmmm.

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crrocs:

how to get yo’ man

crrocs:

how to get yo’ man

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theelectric-chapel:

#WHY ? AND WHY ? WHY ???????????????????????? #THIS ISN’T FAIR #I HATE YOU#GO AWAY#GET OUT#FUCK I AM CRYING NOW .

Dear god…

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Damn, I haven’t been on Tumblr in months.

…Oh how I’ve missed you. 

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Feb 10. 48 notes.
richyxc93:

Took a fat ass nap! I feel so good :)

Oh my.

richyxc93:

Took a fat ass nap! I feel so good :)

Oh my.

(Source: rich-ayeee, via hitsper)

My visit to get screened for cancer:

  • Nurse: Sorry that your boyfriend couldn't wait for you in the waiting room, it makes women feel uncomfortable.
  • Me: He wasn't my boyfriend and I don't see how it would make them uncomfortable, but that's my opinion. He was here for moral support. I understood, and so does he.
  • Nurse: So he's your...?
  • Me: Friend.
  • Nurse: *during the question asking* How many sexual partners have you had?
  • Me: 11.
  • Nurse: How old were you when you first became sexually active?
  • Me: ...loaded question, but... 14, I guess.
  • Nurse: You're sexually active, then.
  • Me: Well... I guess, but...
  • Nurse: How many times have you been pregnant?
  • Me: Uh... 0?
  • Nurse: O...kay... *ticks 'condoms' as my preferred use of birth control*
  • Me: I don't use condoms. Or take birth control.
  • Nurse: Then how do you avoid getting pregnant?
  • Me: With homosexuality.
  • Nurse:
  • Me:
  • Nurse:
  • Me: I fuck girls.
MY CAT DOES THIS ALL THE TIME

MY CAT DOES THIS ALL THE TIME

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