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Apr 22. 32 notes.

Me

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Apr 22. 45 notes.

julesmasters:

this man has had such a profound influence on the person i am today you have literally no idea

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Apr 22. 98625 notes.

frozen-grapes:

thisisonly-babyscars:

gratefuljedi:

Is this sick or beautiful..?

sick?!?
this is fucking true love, there is NOTHING sick about that

Beautifully sick

(via noches-que-provocan)

Mar 07. 746 notes.

OOOOOOO look who’s grown up. Mmmm.

(Source: lupetohee, via noches-que-provocan)

Mar 07. 221759 notes.

crrocs:

how to get yo’ man

(via maritzaa-duuhh)

Mar 07. 13309 notes.

theelectric-chapel:

#WHY ? AND WHY ? WHY ???????????????????????? #THIS ISN’T FAIR #I HATE YOU#GO AWAY#GET OUT#FUCK I AM CRYING NOW .

Dear god…

(Source: cgdmkocak, via nikkikins)

Mar 07. 2868 notes.

Damn, I haven’t been on Tumblr in months.

…Oh how I’ve missed you.

Mar 07. 0 notes.

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Feb 10. 31 notes.

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Feb 10. 43362 notes.

richyxc93:

Took a fat ass nap! I feel so good :)

Oh my.

(via hitsper)

Feb 10. 779 notes.

My visit to get screened for cancer:

Nurse: Sorry that your boyfriend couldn't wait for you in the waiting room, it makes women feel uncomfortable.
Me: He wasn't my boyfriend and I don't see how it would make them uncomfortable, but that's my opinion. He was here for moral support. I understood, and so does he.
Nurse: So he's your...?
Me: Friend.
Nurse: *during the question asking* How many sexual partners have you had?
Me: 11.
Nurse: How old were you when you first became sexually active?
Me: ...loaded question, but... 14, I guess.
Nurse: You're sexually active, then.
Me: Well... I guess, but...
Nurse: How many times have you been pregnant?
Me: Uh... 0?
Nurse: O...kay... *ticks 'condoms' as my preferred use of birth control*
Me: I don't use condoms. Or take birth control.
Nurse: Then how do you avoid getting pregnant?
Me: With homosexuality.
Nurse:
Me:
Nurse:
Me: I fuck girls.