this man has had such a profound influence on the person i am today you have literally no idea
Is this sick or beautiful..?
this is fucking true love, there is NOTHING sick about that
#WHY ? AND WHY ? WHY ???????????????????????? #THIS ISN’T FAIR #I HATE YOU#GO AWAY#GET OUT#FUCK I AM CRYING NOW .
Damn, I haven’t been on Tumblr in months.
…Oh how I’ve missed you.
- Nurse: Sorry that your boyfriend couldn't wait for you in the waiting room, it makes women feel uncomfortable.
- Me: He wasn't my boyfriend and I don't see how it would make them uncomfortable, but that's my opinion. He was here for moral support. I understood, and so does he.
- Nurse: So he's your...?
- Me: Friend.
- Nurse: *during the question asking* How many sexual partners have you had?
- Me: 11.
- Nurse: How old were you when you first became sexually active?
- Me: ...loaded question, but... 14, I guess.
- Nurse: You're sexually active, then.
- Me: Well... I guess, but...
- Nurse: How many times have you been pregnant?
- Me: Uh... 0?
- Nurse: O...kay... *ticks 'condoms' as my preferred use of birth control*
- Me: I don't use condoms. Or take birth control.
- Nurse: Then how do you avoid getting pregnant?
- Me: With homosexuality.
- Me: I fuck girls.